Trump, H. Clinton, Bush Sr., Obama Skype with ‘Black Hat handler’: ‘recount’ ‘election’ to Clinton? False flag ‘civil war’ to censor ‘fake news’ media? Russia in the cross-hairs of WW3?

This satire is based on the following objective and independently verifiable facts that point to hidden king-makers:

In an extraordinarily high-tech conference room, a wall of high-definition screens show four faces: George Bush, Sr., Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Barack Obama; each about 4 feet by 3 feet in a large connected rectangle going clockwise from the top-left position. The room is dark. A male is alone in the conference room; a “Black Hat handler.” (full adult language)

Black hat: Uncharacteristically, I will brief you on our operational strategy rather than the “need to know” roles you will play.

There’s an opening for an endgame; we are monitoring events to weigh likelihood of success.

Trump: Then let’s close this deal. (all 4 others register displeasure with Trump)

Black: (sneering) Assuming this opening is genuine, you (indicating Trump) will protest the “election” “recounted” for her (indicating Clinton) to be selected President. We will use false flag riots blamed on “fake news” media as the excuse to shut-down Internet sites we’ve identified as dangerous. Our corporate media will escalate rhetoric to “civil war,” then you, Trump, when we tell you, will surrender to Clinton’s “victory” just as Bernie Sanders did at the summer DNC (and here).

Clinton will serve as President, all of you will hail the victory of democracy, alternative media will be dead, and we’ll use all of you to connect any media criticism of us with ongoing danger of civil war.

Clinton: Sir, to what extent will I blame Russia for “fake news”?

Black: Almost entirely. After we shut-down media outside our control, we’ll assassinate a few dozen in alternative media to blame on the Russians, and disappear almost all the rest with corporate media reporting they’ve “rediscovered their patriotism” and were relocated for their own safety from Russian assassins.

Obama: Thank you, sir. You have no idea how much I want that fucking media dead.

Trump: (exasperated) So now I’m out? One minute I’m president, and now I’m supposed to do what, retire?

Black: One way or another, yes, you’ll retire. Except when we need you to deliver part of the script.

Bush, Sr.: And you’d better retire our way, or we’ll “retire” you the CIA way like Jack Kennedy, Bobby (and here), Martin, and a hundred others. (grins) We’re as serious as a heart attack gun, Donald. Better stay on script.

Obama: And I’ll tell Americans that corporate media is our only reliable source of news? And blame “fake news” assassinations on their choice for treason with Russia gone bad? All while herding people to “believe in democracy” from our “corrected” election?

Black: We’ll advise you what to say, but along those lines.

Clinton: And how will the Russians respond, sir?

Black: (shrugs) We’ll keep provoking until we have petrodollar domination with control over Syria and Iran. This plan speeds us toward our endgame: cull the population to about a half-billion as work animals for us (and here) through water, food, air, healthcare, vaccines, war, debt, as technology does the rest of the work.

But as always you’ll say what we tell you to say. No more, and no less.

Clinton: Understood.

Trump: So after this recount and I “lose,” I stir up my supporters, then you’ll amplify this with false flag riots and hyped reporting?

Black: Yes. For as long as we need to shape public opinion to end independent media. When we end the false flags and connect civil war with independent media, all will be unicorns and rainbows for all of you talking about a great victory of democracy, and defeat of an isolated subgroup of “fake news” Russian agents necessary to “Make America Great Again.”

Clinton slowly begins a maniacal laugh, then joined by Trump, Obama, Bush Sr., and the Black Hat handler. Laughter increases, then the scene dissolves into a modern newsroom broadcast:

Anchor 1: And that was another leaked Skype call by our former “masters” disclosed since their arrests for operating a rogue state empire.

Anchor 2: (shaking head) We were so captured by total evil…

Anchor 1: Next: Public banking and monetary reform benefit Americans in the tens of trillions! Stay tuned.


Similar to Emperor’s New Clothes satire, the real-world crimes are easy to explain, document, and prove:

The Crimes

  • The US is a literal rogue state empire led by neocolonial looting liars. The history is uncontested and taught to anyone taking comprehensive courses. If anyone has any refutations of this professional academic factual claim for any of this easy-to-read and documented content, please provide it.
  • US ongoing lie-started and Orwellian-illegal Wars of Aggression require all US military and government to refuse all war orders because there are no lawful orders for obviously unlawful wars. Officers are required to arrest those who issue obviously unlawful orders. And again, those of us working for this area of justice are aware of zero attempts to refute this with, “War law states (a, b, c), so the wars are legal because (d, e, f).” All we receive is easy-to-reveal bullshit.
  • When Americans are told an election is defined by touching a computer screen without a countable receipt that can be verified, they are being told a criminal lie to allow election fraud. This is self-evident, but PrincetonStanford, and the President of the American Statistical Association are among the leaders pointing to the obvious (and hereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehere). Again, no professional would/can argue an election is legitimate when there is nothing for anyone to count.
  • And, duh, corporate media are criminally complicit through constant lies of omission and commission to “cover” all these crimes. Historic tragic-comic empire is only possible through such straight-face lying, making our Emperor’s New Clothes analogy perfectly chosen.
  • The top three benefits each of monetary reform and public banking total ~$1,000,000 for the average American household, and would be received nearly instantly. Please read that twice. Now look to verify for yourself.

Demanding arrests as the required and obvious public response

The categories of crime include:

  1. Wars of Aggression (the worst crime a nation can commit).
  2. Likely treason for lying to US military, ordering unlawful attack and invasions of foreign lands, and causing thousands of US military deaths.
  3. Crimes Against Humanity for ongoing intentional policy of poverty that’s killed over 400 million human beings just since 1995 (~75% children; more deaths than from all wars in Earth’s recorded history).
  4. Tens of trillions in looting, including $6.5 trillion just reported by the US Department of “Defense” as “lost.”

US military, law enforcement, and all with Oaths to support and defend the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, face an endgame choice:

In just 90 seconds, former US Marine Ken O’Keefe powerfully states how you may choose to voice “very obvious solutions”: arrest the criminal leaders (video starts at 20:51, then finishes this episode of Cross Talk):

Solutions worth literal tens of trillions to ‘We the People’:


  • The top three benefits each of monetary reform and public banking total ~$1,000,000 for the average American household, and would be received nearly instantly. Please read that twice. Now look to verify for yourself.
  • We can quantify the end of the lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression quickly into the trillions, and that said, it’s worth a lot more than what we quantify.
  • Truth: a world in which education is expressed in its full potential to only and always begin with good-faith effort for objective, comprehensive, and verifiable data.

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Note: I make all factual assertions as a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History, with all economics factual claims receiving zero refutation since I began writing in 2008 among Advanced Placement Macroeconomics teachers on our discussion board, public audiences of these articles, and international conferences (and here). I invite readers to empower their civic voices with the strongest comprehensive facts most important to building a brighter future. I challenge professionals, academics, and citizens to add their voices for the benefit of all Earth’s inhabitants.


Carl Herman is a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History; also credentialed in Mathematics. He worked with both US political parties over 18 years and two UN Summits with the citizen’s lobby, RESULTS, for US domestic and foreign policy to end poverty. He can be reached at

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